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Posted: 8 hours ago ● 152,547 notesReblog


just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times

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Posted: 8 hours ago ● 97,200 notesReblog

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Posted: 8 hours ago ● 281,295 notesReblog


you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

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Posted: 8 hours ago ● 129,386 notesReblog


[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

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Posted: 14 hours ago ● 470,400 notesReblog




Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

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Posted: 21 hours ago ● 773 notesReblog

I was with Beth. We got out together. I was with her for a while. Is she dead? She’s just… g o n e

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Posted: 21 hours ago ● 449,900 notesReblog



this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

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Posted: 21 hours ago ● 138,322 notesReblog


So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

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Posted: 22 hours ago ● 456,495 notesReblog


he just became like 50% carrot

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Posted: 22 hours ago ● 28,611 notesReblog


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